The Motor Cyclist III: Absurdity

In the domain of The Wiz, I would know the truth about the motorcycle; if→ Mas

Logic

Spock just had an aneurysm.→ Mas

Seig Heil

Nice pantyhose, douchebag.

 
 → Mas

Just Wrong #1

Would love to meet the ad team that thought this was a good idea…→ Mas

The Lighter Side of Sopa

Not that there really is a “lighter side” to censorship…
“P.S. Please pirate the shit→ Mas

If SOPA passes:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I know I never want to see that→ Mas

ALIEN VIBRATORS

“Try our new vibrator! IT ALSO FUCKS UP YOUR HAIR!”
So I’m minding my own→ Mas

Triple Red Dog Dare

Just Do It…→ Mas

What is Rap?

Usually, there’s a story involved…→ Mas

Tattoo

This isn’t great, but it just seems “right”… right?→ Mas

Weird

Dumpfile of the “weird” folder from the old Oculus gallery….→ Mas

Misc Girls

Dumpfile of all the rest of the “girl” images from the old Oculus gallery.→ Mas

Assorted Hayek

Salma, that is.→ Mas

Stay Classy…

Seriously?→ Mas

The Motor Cyclist 2: The Wrong Reasons to Ride

Waking under a Ford LTD, as I had for 37 years, I was clenched in→ Mas

Off The Wall

Classic Skateboard Ads, Volume 1→ Mas

When Winter was WINTER…

You People Are Complaining About THIS Weather?!?
At the risk of sounding like one of→ Mas

Love The One You’re With

Anyhoo! I’m feeling great, listening to Crosby Stills and Nash’s singing, “Love the One You’re→ Mas

Premature Upheaval

We are going to come to a monumental upheaval.
A new way of thinking and→ Mas

Wet Dream

A few pics from beachside…→ Mas

Surfer Girls

→ Mas

Driving like somebody’s gonna die….

Here’s a tip! Don’t tie your shoes while driving!
Here’s another tip! If you plan→ Mas

We’re going hunting…

This could be my last entry. My daughter’s boyfriend Leo wants to go stalk bunnies→ Mas

Inspiration

It’s a choice.→ Mas

Address is Approximate

Address Is Approximate from The Theory on Vimeo.
Google Street View stop motion animation short→ Mas

Uncanny Resemblance

You look just like your mother….→ Mas

Truth in Advertising

→ Mas

Thanks, Dick.

Cost me my FFL Championship game.→ Mas

Faux

Ads for the internet, if there was an internet in the 50′s.→ Mas

Lisa Kelly, Repost

For Fred: Since the first Lisa Kelly gallery got killed by my updates.→ Mas

A Christmas Wish

→ Mas

Merry Christmas

→ Mas

Heelflip Copper

→ Mas

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema

A few random movie posters from The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin Texas.→ Mas

Nice Helmet

Jessi June

 
 
 → Mas

Morning Glory

 → Mas