The Original Dorks, A Brief Photo Essay…Actually, it's our photo dump.

Well before that other Dork Zine blog, and years before blogs themselves, we were Dorkzine.  Dorkzine is part joke, part weapon and all Dork.  If you think you have what it takes, try to out-dork us. We perfected this craft many years ago.  The Dork is strong in us.

Alive in 1985:

We were dork before dork was cool.

Crap.  It was ’86.  We weren’t alive in ’85.

Facts are what Abilene DorkZine is all about.

First issue and first miss-spelling.