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Archive for July, 2011
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So You Want To Start Your Own Company? Part 4: IT = Irritating Technology
WHY THE HELL does my computer need to “UPDATE” something EVERY single time I turn→ Mas
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So, you want to start your own company? Part 3: The customer is always right…
I don’t know about YOU but the whole time I worked for other people’s companies→ Mas
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Nothing but ugly.
I haven’t done one of these personal muse posts lately, and after typing that I→ Mas
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Interview with John Boehner
I called John last night at about eleven PM, and found ole Johnny as giddy→ Mas
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So, you want to start your own company? Part 2: Human Resources
I got in trouble ONCE and it was a damn joke.
Heidi, a women working→ Mas -
DorkChick HATES to Exercise
I have come to find out that I really don’t like to exercise. In kind→ Mas
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Seriously folks: SEO content, motorcycles, art, and I need a break.
I think it has been two years since Bob Sugar, exasperated with my flood of→ Mas
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So, you want to start your own company?
I DID IT! And you can TOO!
But NOT SO FAST my entrepreneurial friend. If→ Mas -
The Fred Diaries: Weakness
Previously Freditor’s note: As the ultimate form of blogger rebellion, I continue to give you posts→ Mas
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Mama Told Me Not To Come
I was going to write a story to blast this one dude for being a→ Mas
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OK God, I can tell you’re pissed…
I thought that MIGHT be the case when the thermometer topped 100 DEGREES.
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I Got Drunk And Bumped Into God, Part 4
THE SEASON FINALE
FIRST let me repeat I have BLESSINGS out the WAZOO! I thank→ Mas -
I Got Drunk And Bumped Into God, Part 3
SIGNS FROM GOD IN IOWA
If you’re like me you CAN’T get ENOUGH endless fields→ Mas
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The Fred Diaries: Sending in the Frogman
The sun, glaring at eye level, made me buckle, “I need sunglasses.”
Allahnya fished her→ Mas -
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The Fred Diaries: Ask not…but what is the most shameful thing you will do for your country?
The following day Allahnya brought military casuals for me to dress in with breakfast. → Mas -
The Fred Diaries: A not so surprising visit
I woke groggy but with every damn dream rushing back to my forebrain immediately. I→ Mas
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Nature Girl
Save the trees.→ Mas
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The Fred Diaries: Where am I? Tactics foreshadowed, and get me off this damn morphine.
Man oh man this summer has been cruel. Glenn Beck shooting me in the chest→ Mas
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Fred’s Just Getting Warmed Up. Warning: book-like text below.
It is safe to say, a complete universal, when one gets shot by a Christian→ Mas
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I Got Drunk And Bumped Into God Part 2
PLEASE GOD, GIVE ME A SIGN!
I’m sending the makers of AMBIEN a concise letter→ Mas
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I GOT DRUNK AND BUMPED INTO GOD, PART 1
I’m not sure WHEN God and I crossed paths. It was sometime after 2001 but→ Mas
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Jonnie Marbles: Hero
Oh Glenn will say, “Lost his Marbles more like it…” but I believe Rupert deserves→ Mas
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Where In The World Is Dorkchick? A Story About Triangulation
Let me start by saying, in the middle of my relationship with AT&T I was→ Mas
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The Beck Diaries: Crazy like a FOX
“Sir, Fox is calling.”
I thanked him and took the phone, “Hello Roger.”
“I must→ Mas -
Fred from the Bed: 3 AM
I had to wake to take my medication, even though the nurse could have shot→ Mas
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Fred from the hospital bed: Death of a motorcycle man.
Lying here with a hole in my heart, kept alive by machines, my first plan→ Mas
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The Beck Diaries: Less than Springer
Most of my studio audience was screened in one way or another, I had never→ Mas
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The Beck Diaries: W
“So when’s the meeting Beckster?” I hated W’s nicknames but I needed him.
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The Beck Diaries: Hello, Perry
I took Rick Perry’s call, “Hello Perry, sorry I went this route but it was→ Mas
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DorkChick Runs Out Of Gas
In 2 months and 12 days, I would have hit a milestone. 25 years without→ Mas
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Phoenix, Inc.
Go to Hell, Beck.
In between calls to Comcast and my stockbroker this morning, I’ve→ Mas