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Archive for September, 2011
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TAKING THE ELAVATOR BURNS 1.5 CALORIES. TAKING THE STAIRS BURNS 10!
That’s what the signs read on the elevators at THE BLOOMINGTON HOSPITAL. What they don’t→ Mas
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WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? (THE NEW YORK SUBWAY SYSTEM)
Wherever I go, for some reason strangers always ask ME for DIRECTIONS.
That’s always ironic→ Mas -
The Beck Diaries: Profiting off Idiots
In your face world, The Beck is rich and you bitches can’t stop me. Look→ Mas
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IT WAS A TRAFFIC CONE!
We were late to see an attorney. There was road construction.
Our TOM had its G.P.S. stuck→ Mas -
HAUNTED! The Budget Inn of New Stanton, PA! (or maybe WV)
The Travel Channel’s Ghost Adventurers need to visit the Budget Inn in New Stanton, Pennsylvania (or→ Mas
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Republican Candidates, Meet Your New Coach: Bob Knight
Alright GOD DAMN IT! You people need to get YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! I’m going to→ Mas
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Chopping Lines with Mama Bear Sarah Palin
During my blurry youth, I indulged in some rather mindless things such as drugs and→ Mas
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The Republicans chances for winning in 2012: “0″
But let’s say I HAD to pick an UPSET. Actually it’s more like an IMPOSSIBILTY→ Mas
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Let’s lose the cat!
To commemorate the 10th Anniversary of the 911 terrorist attacks I went out in the→ Mas
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Did you see John Boehner’s face?
I actually turned on the television and was simply OVERWHELMED myself.
And if you will→ Mas -
Smoking marijuana not linked to obesity: study
NEW YORK | Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:47am EDT
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Anybody who’s→ Mas -
The three stages of un-returned phone calls…
ONE OF THE PERKS THAT SOUNDS MOST WONDERFUL when you dream of owning your own→ Mas
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Dog poop in a restaurant; Sunday.
Read once:
Orwell feared there would be no more books
Which my side fears
Huxley→ Mas -
A day to myself!
My goal of writing a NEW Halloween Book in just one day, (without Diet Mountain→ Mas
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The Swiss Wine Festival
They’re all gone.
My beloved wife Brandy, my priceless Little Wonder Katy, and various other→ Mas