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Archive for October, 2011
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I’M SURE I WON’T SEE ANYBODY I KNOW!
That’s what I thought when I zipped down to the IGA (which has not been→ Mas
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This isn’t Austin, This is Africa
How do these mutants find me? I don’t even have a tattoo but they always→ Mas
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DorkChick Thinks Walgreens Is Stupid
So, I needed some stuff earlier and decided that Walgreens was the best place to→ Mas
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RECENT PRESIDENTS 101
When I was a boy Presidents were different.
I was born with a Democrat in→ Mas -
For Love Of The Game
Baseball. The American Pastime…→ Mas
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THE DUCKS ARE ON THE POND! (AND IN THE BATHROOM)
In case you haven’t picked up on this yet, I am not renowned for my→ Mas
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Willie VS. The Nuge
Willie supports the OWS. Ted Nugent called Willie Nelson a “useful idiot.”
Willie wrote Crazy→ Mas -
HALLOWEEN IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! (For a free consultation just call 1-800-BAD-CANDY.)
But there’s no candy around the corner yet. I checked.
I love Halloween. I always→ Mas -
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
For the first time since August 5th I donned my running shoes and started down→ Mas
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BOWLING! A MINUTE TO LEARN, A LIFETIME (45 minutes) TO MASTER.
This is our second year on a bowling team and I have to say, much→ Mas
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In The Halls Of Justice…
Sorry I’ve been AWOL. I got caught up in legal proceedings. Not against ME (for→ Mas
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Thursday Night in South Austin
It’s straight up midnight in Austin
Where the hell are you?
Never mind, we don’t→ Mas