Leo must be in a funk, that’s right ladies and gentlemen. The compromise has been made, and Leo, as usual, took that compromise straight up his ass again.
It all started when Leo secretly brought a motorcycle. Not just any plain old cycle, but a Honda CB 1000.
This is basically the same as a CBR 1000, however, over here its called the naked CBR. The CB has the basics that a real bike needs. Two tires, a huge engine, a gas tank, and a seat to place my ass on. Classic …

Dear Dude With Lack Of Cajones,

First, let me start off by saying that I can appreciate the fact the FM1431 can be a very intimidating road to travel. It is very hilly and curvy. There is indeed not a lot of room for error without the potential for sudden horrible death.Driving FM 1431 scared the crap out of me when I first moved out of town. Literally, I could not crap for an entire week.
I understand completely. To loosely quote Bullet Tooth Tony:  “Like a prick, you …

To all of you who are MAC users and know how to use a MAC don’t worry this does not apply to you. For all of you who use a MAC just so you can join the ranks of people who know what they are doing, you should just go back to windows . . .

When one places a vending machine somewhere, the reasoning behind said placement is typically to turn some modicum of profit. The mechanism for producing said profit consists of three distinct factors. Clearly, you don’t have any understanding or awareness of these factors, so I’ll list them out for easy reference.

Three little words found on the San Antonio Riverwalk.
As written, this has a high potential for misunderstanding. Like life, the questions can be very confusing. The answers, even more so. I write this after a show on MTV called If You Really Knew Me just ended. I was watching a couple of lighthearted reality shows. You know, the kind guaranteed to lower your IQ by at least 25 points. Actually, The Real World will drop your IQ by 25 points. The Jersey Shore in Miami actually drops it at …

At some point in every man’s life, he takes a step back and has to take account of his standing and condition. Today marked that time for me.
I stepped out into the yard to talk to the guy who would be resealing my driveway and as I observed his toothless grin and pitiful demeanor as he essentially groveled for extra money on a job that he hadn’t done right twice already, I realized now, more than I ever, that I had to get the hell out of the Midwest…

Recently I killed my personal Facebook page.  Simply put, not everyone needs to read, or can understand, my retarded posts. Did you hear that Sarah Palin?  That’s right.  I said, “retarded.”
“Retarded,” is a very harmful word on Facebook.  When Sarah was one of my Facebook friends I posted that dangerous retard word on my page somewhere and she found it.  Oh my god, she went totally apeshit on me.
I know Sarah, she can have her bad days and good days, just like any of us; I forgive her.  I know …