I’ve been slacking. Apparently the title of “Sports Editor” actually entails writing about sports at least some of the time. Clearly, this fact has been lost on me recently, however in my defense – there just hasn’t been much going since it is the NFL Preseason, after all. What – did you think that we’d be covering Baseball here? If so – get acquainted with the word “disappointed” (Cubs fans should already be well acquainted with the term); I’d rather have my ballsack stapled to a burning building than suffer …

Leo must be in a funk, that’s right ladies and gentlemen. The compromise has been made, and Leo, as usual, took that compromise straight up his ass again.
It all started when Leo secretly brought a motorcycle. Not just any plain old cycle, but a Honda CB 1000.
This is basically the same as a CBR 1000, however, over here its called the naked CBR. The CB has the basics that a real bike needs. Two tires, a huge engine, a gas tank, and a seat to place my ass on. Classic …

It finally happened.  I knew it was coming.  I didn’t know when.  I crashed.
Before I bailed out of Abilene I spent three extremely restless sober nights pacing around making plans for Austin and chatting with Frank Danger on Facebook about our sobriety and insomnia.  After the first two nights we concluded, “U suck.  Check out this youtube video about babies playing with cobras in India.”
On the third night I fired up the bike and decided I needed to ride off some of my restlessness.  The sun was low in the …

Act like you’ve been there before.
16. As of last night, the LA Lakers have won 16 NBA championships. By now, you’d think the fans there would have some shred of a clue on how to behave.
Apparently not.

Shortly after the the Lakers victory in game 7 over the Celtics last night, violence erupted on the streets of LA with people turning cars over (a little cliche, dontcha think? I thought LA types were supposed to be creative) ripping out newspaper stands and starting them on fire, starting trash bins on fire …

The news is in, and it is good folks. Dan Beebe did indeed pull his head out of his ass and find a calculator. The Big 12 lives on with 10 teams, and they will be the stronger for it. I look for them to start looking for a couple new schools to add to the mix soon, but in the interim, it looks like the Longhorns will get the opportunity to continue humbling the Aggies for the foreseeable future.
Nice work Beebe.

Vince,
This, simply will not do. This type of behavior is the sort of thing we’ve come to expect from the likes of Pacman Jones, or the rest Cincinnati Bengals. You’re Vince Fucking Young. The same guy who took the Longhorns to the 2006 Rose Bowl and single-handedly dismantled USC with 200 yards rushing and 267 yards passing. You’re the same guy who engineered one of the greatest comebacks in college bowl history and took the title home where it belonged, Austin fucking Texas. You’re the same guy that won NFL …

People outside the motorcycle world might not know that the motorcyclists who ride around on crotch rockets popping wheelies on the freeway, riders who so many people call, “douche bags,” or “Tiny Penises Trying To Compensate,” actually go by the name, “Stunt Riders,” or Stunter for brevity. You probably thought they were just random pricks, and for the most part you’d be right, but there is an entire subculture built around masturbating on a motorcycle in parking lots and on the freeway…